Wendy

My nose is running and Danny's got the shakes
My skin crawling I got nothing to take
Fuck you Addie and your NA
I'm only sick for half of the day

The band sounds pretty good, I could be wrong
I've been drinking NyQuil all night long
We're the addicts who are still suffering
It's okay though, 'cause I don't feel a thing

Why don't we call Wendy?
She's got something that could help me Help me make it through
Come on Wendy, don't be a bitch,
flick that switch and make that call for me

Sorry darling I don't want to sleep with you
I only came to the bar for the booze
Can I borrow two bucks so I can call my mom?
I haven't been home in so fucking long

[Solo]

Why don't we call Wendy?
She's got something that could help me Help me make it through
Come on Wendy, don't be a bitch,
flick that switch and make that call for me

Bad reputations never bothered me
I've had one since I was 13
Fuck you Addie and your NA
I'm only sick for half of the day

We're the addicts who are still suffering
Its okay though, 'cause we don't feel a thing

Verse: A E | A E | D B E | D B E
Chorus: F# G | D A | F# G | D A D