Tattoo On Her Ass

To Love And Cherish were the words she said
Til I found some guy's fuck lube in our bed
Well there was a party going on and I started a fight
I lost my love I got my ass kicked that night

A broken nose and fractured head
I left my wedding ring laying right in the hospital bed
And when I looked into the mirror I looked just like Leon Spinks
Oh, sometimes you need a drink

All that happened last September
The lesson I learned, I don't remember
It had something to do with growing up and how lifes so fucking unfair
Oh who fucking cares

She tattooed my name right on her ass
And I thought I'd found true love at last
Well I'll never say I do again unless it's to a Heineken
I'll never say I do again

Well years went by and I wish her no wrong
At least she supplied the words to this song
And I hope her and her new boyfriend are really having a blast
And every time he fucks her he sees my name on her ass

All that happened last September
The lesson I learned, I don't remember
It had something to do with growing up and how lifes so fucking unfair
Oh who fucking cares
Oh who fucking cares
Oh who fucking cares

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